Saw a hilarious GTA video today, and I had to share it.
It perfectly sums up how we all blow our first 8 million dollars in GTA Online — and somehow, we’d do it all again.
#1 – The Oppressor Mk II
You buy it thinking, “I’ll grind missions!” But you end up terrorizing new players just trying to deliver cargo in peace.
#2 – Phantom Wedge
Because launching NPCs across the map is way more fun than actually earning money. No regrets.
#3 – Up-n-Atomizer
Used 90% of the time to annoy friends at the casino.
Parking? Not on my watch.
#4 – Akula Stealth Time
No one uses it for missions. We just go invisible and camp over randoms like villains.
#5 – The Yellow Barrier Curse
You’ve crashed into these things 420,069 times. We all have. They win every time.
This video is full of little truths we don’t want to admit — go watch it below and tell me you didn’t laugh at least once.
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User1.I use my mk2 for missions
User2.i bought the oppressor mk2 only for fast shortcuts to missions and never killed players i got killed a lot so i always playing invite only session 😔
User3.the mk2 is the fastest to do missions
User4.RIP casino guy😅😂🤣
User5.I don't need the Phantom Wedge, I do the same thing with my Acid Lab. Also why I see all that hate, just bought MK2 yesterday for 6 mill so I can do preps faster🥺
User6.Am I the only one who doesn’t hit the yellow barriers?
